|Parody of||Machete Cortez|
|Released||11 February 2014|
Brochete is a parody of the character Machete Cortez portrayed by Danny Trejo in the Machete film series, a former Mexican Federal.
- Fire command: Dual Machetes - thrown blades that push small Mooks in their path. Explodes their corpses against a wall.
- Damage: 8 per machete.
- Range: About 9 blocks.
- Rate of Fire: If held, 2 machetes every 0.5 seconds. At max firing speed, about 8 machetes per second.
- Special command: Machete Flurry - throw 14 machetes in a cone whose direction can be rotated with arrow keys. Can explode corpses.
- Ammunition: 3.
- Damage: About 50 HP damage per machete.
- Range: About 12 blocks in the aimed direction.
- Melee Command: Organ punch - Rush in front of him and guts the opponents with his bare hands causing Fear to nearby mooks. The attack can be held with the button.
- Damage: Over 25 damage per second.
- Range: 1 block. Brochete will dash up to two blocks if an enemy is nearby.
- Rate of Fire: About 4 punches per second. Multiple enemies can be punched faster than a single enemy can be punched multiple times.